Hasselblads Masters 2018 – Would be nice. But not participated.
CEWE – Our world is beautiful – HAHA. CEWE. Never. I will never participate.
fotoforum Award 4/2018 – Not participated.
Kassel Photobook Dummy Award 2018 – No Photobook. No participation.
Leica Oskar Barnack Award 2018 – Nice, but didn‘t participate.
LUMA Rencontres Dummy Book Award 2018 – Ahhhh. I have no actual Book. Not participated.
Kunstpreis Fotografie 2018 – Not participated.
ZEISS Photography Award – Not participated.
Digigraphie-Fotowettbewerb – What? Not participated.
friends award 2018 – Friends? With Jennifer Aniston? Oh Nice. Not participated.
Preis Voies Off 2018 – Hope to see you there. But I didn‘t participate.
Bewegte Kamera – Tsss. I didn‘t even know that it exists. Didn‘t participate.
Deutsche Bank Photography Award – I should have won this. I should participate somehow.
Sony RX0 Video Challenge – Not enough video on my HD. So didn‘t participate.
vfg Nachwuchsförderpreis – I‘m not young enough. Didn‘t participate.
VG Bild-Kunst Projektstipendien – No Project, no participation.
Il Reportage Photojournalism Award – I‘m not a photojournalist, so I didn‘t participate.
CEPIC Stock Photography Awards 2018 – I‘m not a stock photographer, so I didn‘t participate.
Großformat-Fotowettbewerb – Didn‘t work with large format for 10 Years. So I …………….
Fotopreis Museums(ER)leben – ??? Didn‘t participate.
Nera di Verzasca Award 2018 – Italia. I didn‘t participate.
MonoVisions Photography Awards 2018 – I have StereoVisions. I didn‘t participate.
LensCulture Street Photography Awards – I don‘t do street photography. So I didn‘t participate.
WunderWelten-Fotowettbewerb 2018 – Not participated.
ND Awards Photo Contest 2018 – Not participated.
emerge Visual Journalism Grant 2018 – I‘m not a photojournalist, so I didn‘t participate.
World’s Top 10 Black & White Photographers 2018 – Photo Contest – Maybe I‘m top 10. But i didn‘t participate.
Sony World Photography Awards 2018 – Not participated. I don‘t work with sony equipment. Damn.
World Press Photo – AWWWWW world-renowned. But not participated. However.
gute aussichten – junge deutsche fotografie 2017/2018 – I‘m not a student anymore, so I couldn‘t participate.
PX3 Prix de la Photographie – Not participated.
LUCIE FOUNDATION Photographer’s Forum 37th Annual Spring Photo Contest – I thought it was autmn. Not participated.
Smithfund Gene Smith Grant – Not participated.
Belfast Photo Festival – SPOTLIGHT AWARD – Not participated.
Ifolor Photography Award – Never heard of it? Me neither. Not participated.
Hellerau Photography Award – Maybe I should participate next time.
EIKON Award (45+) – What? I‘m not old enough. Not participated.
Sony World Photography Awards 2017 – Not participated. I don‘t work with sony equipment. No chance to win.
Boutographies 2017 – I didn‘t understand this. Not participated.
CEPIC Stock Photographer of the Year – I‘m not a stock photographer, so I didn‘t participate.
Prix de l’Emoi Photographique – French? Not participated.
The Children Peace Image of the Year – Ah yeah. Children. I have no child-pics. Not participated.
FMoPA – Florida Museum of Photographic Arts: Best in Competition – No competition, no award, no participation.
Tamron-Fotowettbewerb TakeOff 2017 – Sigma is better. Maybe. Not participated.
Herbert-Schober-Preis der DGPh – Who is Herbert-Schober? Not participated.
Wuestenrot Stiftung – Dokumentarfotografie Förderpreis 12 – I don‘t do documentary. So I didn‘t participate.
NaturFoto-Heft August – Schmetterlinge – AAAAWWWWWWW. Butterflies. AWWWWWW. AHHHHH. I did not participate.
International Wildbird Photo 2017 – They are too fast. So I can‘t do photographs of them. Not participated.
Vonovia Award für Fotografie – This is a medium big company. I only participate when it‘s a really big company.
Otto-Steinert-Preis 2017 – This would be awesome. But I‘m not a journalist. Not participated.
Kunstraum Rhein|Ruhr Preis für Fotografie – Wrong Area. I live in Hamburg. But i‘m from Rhein/Ruhr. Not participated.
SW-Heft 119 – Oberflächen in SW – Surfaces? BW? I could have participated. But I didn‘t.
Fine Art Photography Awards 2017 – Yeah I do FineArt. Maybe. Not participated.
Humanitarian Visa d’or Award – I’m human. Not participated.
Grand Prix Images Vevey – Vevey? What? Not participated.
Canon Female Photojournalist Award – Shit, I‘m male. Not participated.
PhotOn Festival 2017 – Not participated.
acatech PUNKT Multimedia-Preis – Multimedia? What‘s this? Not participated.
Yves Rocher Foundation Photography Award – Cosmetics? Didn‘t know it. Not participated.
Dummy Award Kassel 2017 – No Dummy. No Award. Not participated.
Mensch und Tier – BergMagazin ALPIN – Humans are animals too. Not participated.
Music Photo Contest in der LFI Galerie – I could have participated. But I didn‘t.
Sportfoto des Jahres – No sports photography in my portfolio. So I didn‘t participate.
ND Awards Photo Contes 2017 – Not participated.
PRIX VOIES OFF 2017 – Not participated.
PIC Förderpreis SELECTED 2017 – I was not selected. By who? Not participated.
World Press Photo Contest 2017 – Yeah. No award for me. Because I‘m not a photojournbalist.
Photogrvphy Grant 2017 – There is something wrong with this name. Not participated.
Monochrome Photography Awards – I have monochrome ones. But I didn‘t participate.
Förderpreis STERN Grant – But I‘m not a journalist. Not participated.
Photo Awards La Quatrième Image 2017 – Not participated.
Gabriel-Grüner-Stipendium 2017 – Don‘t know him. So I didn‘t participate.
fotogena-Fotowettbewerb – Begegnung in der Fremde – Where? Not participated.
Hansel-Mieth-Preis 2017 – Couldn‘t participate.
OPUS Fotografiepreis 2017 – Not participated.
FC Barcelona Photo-Awards – I‘m more into Borussia Dortmund. So I didn‘t participate.
Menschen – fotoforum Award 3/2017 – Not participated.
Calumet Student Award 2017 – I‘m not a student anymore, so I couldn‘t participate.
New Talent Award 17/1 – Talent? Where? Not participated.
GDT Naturfotograf 2017 – I should start naturphotography. Not participated.
BigPicture Natural World – I only shoot small pictures. Couldn‘t participate.
Wasser Photo+Adventure – Moisture is the essence of wetness. Some genius said. Not participated.
Broncolor Gen NEXT ambassadors – I do profoto and hensel. Not participated.
Datacolor – Farbtupfer – HAHAHA. NO.
NRW.BANK.Kunstkalender – They are so nice at NRW.BANK. Without them, I could have never been a student. But I didn‘t participate.
POLADARIUM – ??? Didn‘t participate.
Canon New Cosmos of Photography – A new cosmos. But I didn‘t participate.
Globetrotter World Photo – I don‘t do hiking. So I didn‘t participate.
Hasselblad Masters 2016 – Is there a cash price? Not participated.
DGPh-Bildungspreis – They don‘t know me. I couldn‘t participate.
FineArtprinter – Bunt ist das Leben – HIHI. Life is colorful. I didn‘t participate.
NaturFoto: Spielwiese – What? Not participated.
International Photography Awards – It is international. But I didn‘t participate.
Syngenta Photography Award – Is there a fee? I didn‘t participate.
LensCulture – Emerging Talent Awards – It‘s culture. Not participated.
photo16 – 11. Schweizer Fotoszene – I‘m from germany. Couldn‘t participate.
Aperture Portfolio Prize – My portfolio needs to be upgraded for this. Not participated.
Berg.Welten Reisejournalismuspreis – Travel and journalism. Hmmmmm. I didn‘t participate.
Canon-HD-Fotobuch-Wettbewerb – No Photobook. No HD. No participation.
Hamdan bin Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum International Photography Award – Whaaaat? Who‘s this guy? I participate next time. Maybe.
YP Young Portfolio – Young? HAHAHA. Not participated.
Swiss Press Photo Award – Swiss? Press? What do you think? Yes, I didn‘t participate.
Pink Lady Food Photographer of the Year – I eat breaburn. And i don‘t do food photography. Not participated.
Photo+Adventure – Abenteuer Stadt – Stadt Abenteuer – Adventure and City. That‘s me. I missed it. Shit.
iPhone Photography Awards – I use a blackberry. Seriuosly. KEYone. Is the best phone ever. Not participated.
9. Julia Margaret Cameron Award for Women Photographers – AHHHHH i‘m male. It doesn‘t feels right. Not participated.
Hannover Shots – I live in Hamburg. Hamburg shoots back. What do you think.
Red Bull Illume Quest – Red Bull, go home. Not participated.
Fotoforum-Award: Experimentell – I did a lot of experiments. But winning an award? I didn‘t participate.
EyeEm Photographer of the Year – EyeEm? This bullshit platform? Not participated.
Upcoming Masters of Photography – I‘m a true master. But I don‘t know if i‘m upcoming.
International Light Painting Award – 🙂 Light painting. Seriously?
Verzasca Fotofestival Awards – What? Where? ?? Not participated.
Nannen Preis – Henri? Maybe? Not participated.
EPSON International Pano Awards – No Pano in my Portfolio. Sorry. Didn‘t participate.
Fotostipendium des HAUS am KLEISTPARK – Not participated.
Bewegung! Dynamik und Action! – Lights, camera, action. Dynamic. I didn‘t participate.
PIC Foto-Förderpreis – Never heard of it. Not participated.
RPS International Print Exhibition – No printer, no award. Not participated.
Camille Lepage Award – Not participated.
St. Leopold Friedenspreis – Yes. Peace. This is it. Not participated.
NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC DEUTSCHLAND – Fotograf des Jahres – Maybe I should do more nature phorographs.
Luma Rencontres Dummy Book Award Arles – Arles is a beautiful town. Really. But I didn‘t participate.
Garden Photographer of the Year – Next time I participate.
Natur zwischen Rhein und Weser – It‘s always nature. Everywhere. Not participated.
Sony World Photography Awards – Sony. Always Sony. Not participated.
Pflanzen in SCHWARZWEISS – Noone will do better than Blossfeldt.
Schweiz vfg Nachwuchsförderpreis – Swiss? Upcoming? I didn‘t participate.
camera flash awards – Blitz mich! – Flash me? Hahaha. Yeah. I didn‘t participate.
Martin-Lagois-Fotowettbewerb – Who? Not participated.
Marianne-Brandt-Wettbewerb – See above.
IAFOR Documentary Photography Award – I‘m not really into documentary photography.
Nera di Verzasca Award 2016 – di what? Not participated.
Deutscher Fotobuchpreis 2016 – Not participated.
Kassel Fotobook Dummy Award 2015 shortlist – YEAH. I PARTICIPATED. And I made it to the shortlist.
Athens Photo Festival Shortlist – See above.
Nachbarschaft – architekturbild 2015 – Not participated.
Heimat X – Förderpreis – What‘s X? Not participated.
Prix Photoforum 2015 – Could be nice. But not participated.
Carmignac Photojournalism Award 2015 – I‘m not a photojournalist, so I didn‘t participate.
Celeste Prize 2015 – Art. It‘s about art. Not participated.
13th Annual International Photography Awards – This could have been the one. But i didn‘t participate.
ILPA 2015 – Lichtmalerei – They are all lightpainters or something like that. Not participated.
PhotoWerkBerlin Preis – Didn‘t understand. So I didn‘t participate.
Gregor Self-Publishing Calendar Award 2016 – I should do some calendars. Really. Not participated.
Aenne Biermann Preis 2015 – Maybe i participate sometime.
NaturFoto: Greifvögel & Eulen – I‘m speechless.
Grand Prix Fotofestiwal 2015 – Hä? Where? Not participated.
Gabriel-Grüner-Stipendium 2015 – I don‘t know him.
Hansel-Mieth-Preis – Sounds very official. But I didn‘t participate.
Taylor Wessing Photographic Portrait Prize – Maybe next time. Not participated.
stern Junge Fotografie Stipendium – It‘s a shitty magazine. Really. Don‘t participate.
Leica Oskar Barnack Preis 2015 – I have no portfolio for this. But it‘s very renowned.
Syngenta Photography Award 2015 – This one is not renowned. Not participated.
Felix Schoeller Photo Award 2015 – A lot of cash but…. Yes I didn‘t participate.
CWPA 2015 – What? Not participated.
Camera Austria Preis 2015 – Maybe I was not good enough to participate.
Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards – hahaha. Really. Comedy and Wildlife. Are you drunk?
n-ost-Reportagepreis 2015 – I‘m not a photojournalist, so I didn‘t participate.
9. Südtirol-Medienpreis – Wrong area. I live in Hamburg. Not participated.
Grand Prix de photographie de Vevey 2015 – Not participated.
Küstenbilder in SW – Noooo I photographed the coast in color.
Wahre Schönheit- Terra Mater Fotowettbewerb – True beauty. Always everywhere. Not participated.
Henri Cartier-Bresson Award 2015 – He was a true master. That‘s what everyone is telling. Maybe. Not participated.
LensCulture’s Visual Storytelling Awards 2015 – This LensCulture. It‘s OK but I didn‘t participate.
PhotoVision PHOTOGRAPHIE Förderpreis 2015 – I should have participated. But I didn‘t.
Recherchepreis Osteuropa 2015 – I did some research. But I didn‘t participate.
Fotoprojekt BLICKKONTAKTE – Not participated.
Digiscoper of the year 2015 – What is a digiscoper? Not participated.
Heimat neu entdecken- Verband Deutscher Naturparke e.V. (VDN) und Kaufland – Sounds very interesting. NOT.
DOCMA Award 2015 – It‘s about photoshop I think. Maybe Jennifer is in Paradise now.
Berge in SW – It‘s the same as above: I did some in color. Not participated. Shit.
Travel Photographer of the Year 2015 – I traveled. Really. But I didn‘t made photographs.
Nikon Small World – What? Small world? You lie. Not participated.
Nacht in SW – I photographed the night. But there was too much color.
Globetrotter World Photo 2015 – Go home.
Pierre & Alexandra Boulat Award – Pierre & Alexandra. They love each other. Not participated.
MENSCH – zum Fotogipfel Oberstdorf – I‘m tired. Not participated.
NaturFoto: Tierische Action – Animal Action. Seriously? Not participated.
F.A.Z. Titelbild des Jahres 2015 – I should work for F.A.Z. It‘s money and awards.
NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC DEUTSCHLAND Wildes Deutschland – Yeah wild germany. Wild doves everywhere.
Inge Morath Award 2015 – Not participated.
C/O Talents 2015 Extended Photography – I PARTICIPATED. But they didin‘t like it. I cried.
Eugene Smith Grant 2015 – See above.
Monochrome Photography Awards 2015 – My blood is monochrome. But I didn‘t participate.
Young Portfolio 2015 Call for Entries JAPAN – Shit. Japan. Young. How could I participate?
Schömberger Fotoherbst 2015 – It was autumn when I heard of it.
Eagle-Eye Photo Contest – Is it about the brother of nene cherry? Save tonight.
HIPA 2016 Thema: Happiness – I was happy. Really. Because I DIDN‘T PARTICIPATE.
Journalistenpreis PUNKT 2015 – Not a journalist. Not participated.
Canon Profifoto Förderpreis 2015/2 – It‘s the one for the younger generation I think.
Augenblick Natur! – nature. Alwaqys nature. I didn‘t participate.
Camille Lepage Award 2015 – Not participated.
Wildlife Photographer of the Year 2014 – What a title. But not mine.
gute aussichten – junge deutsche fotografie 2014/2015 – My professor thought they wouldn’t choose me, so I couldn‘t participate.
DOCMA Award 2014 – This photoshop bullshit.
Literaturland Hessen – Photography? Where? Not participated.
Art Prize Arte Laguna – I should …. but….. NOT.
Renaissance Photography Prize 2014 – How can I photograph the renaissance?
Naturschätze Europas 2014 – Not participated.
FREELENS Award für jungen Fotojournalismus – Not a journalist. Not participated.
stern-Stipendium Junge Fotografie – See above. And it‘s a shitty magazine.
Jugendfotowettbewerb Fotoclub Darmstadt – Too old to participate a youth contest.
FPP Fritz Pölking Preis und Nachwuchspreis – Who‘s this guy?
Gesellschaft Deutscher Tierfotografen e.V. Europäischer – They are organised in an a society? Seriously?
Naturfotograf des Jahres 2014 – nature. Always nature. I didn‘t participate.
Adobe Design Achievement Awards 2014 – What can I achieve?
Kunstpreis Literatur Fotografie 2014 – Sounds great. But it‘s 2018 and I didn‘t participate.
Talents 2014 – Memories – I think I‘m a talent. Not participated.
Alfred Fried Photography Award 2014 – Not participated.
FOTO HITS Leserfotowettbewerb für Amateure – Shit I‘m pro. Not participated.
#RePicture the world – If you want me to do it. It‘s too late.
Digiscoper of the Year 2014 – Again? Not participated.
IMS Photo Contest 2014 – World renowned. NOT. Not participated.
Carmignac Gestion Photojournalism Award – See above.
Impact13 (PACT-Zollverein) – YEAH. I was invited. And it was very nice.
Audi Art Award Shortlist – Can you believe? I was shortlisted because…. I PARTICIPATED.